" leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating "
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
three things i’ll say in awkward situations:
I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day
im alive but only ironically
i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang
I wouldn’t be surprised
Woah woah woah, that means
Can we please not forget about this?
Wait then what if
i cannot accept this
WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON
I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge