instagrandrna:

" leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating "

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macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

corysanchez:

mood: sleep

tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

apricockjam:

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

perchu:

im alive but only ironically

ectolime:

clay-phoenix:

leo-arcana:

lil-weezing:

ask-flameprince:

ask-alex-the-vampire-princess:

arthur-christmas-claus:

auspisstice:

ferlmao:

himapapaftw:

blackmormon:

i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang

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I wouldn’t be surprised

Woah woah woah, that means

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whA T

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

Can we please not forget about this? 

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Wait then what if

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i cannot accept this

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WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON

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friends forever

wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless