when i was growing up i always wanted to be a Disney princess but instead i think i turned into one of these bitches

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

radsturbate:

how the soft grinch☯ stole christmas

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

theperksofbeingjohnwatson:

nahshaw:

maybe he won’t die in the movie

i love how we all know exactly what this post is about

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor